…Riff-Raffles

Have you ever dreamt of quitting your job and setting up a business in a tropical paradise, spending days lazing by the beach whilst the money comes rolling in?  Most of us have had this dream at some time or the other but the reality can be alarmingly different.

We follow the hilarious trials and tribulations of Kevin, who turned the dream into a reality leaving his life in England to run a small hotel in the Thailand holiday resort of Pattaya.

His story highlights the vast difference in cultures between East and West and shows the number of day-to-day problems that can be encountered. Whilst everything is viewed in a light hearted and amusing manner it is easy to see that the grass is not always as green on the other side as we may imagine.

Click here for excerpts from the book.

Click here for the cover art.

Reviews

What has the aroma of a favourite rose to one is, to others, like the smell of a deceased rat! We are all different and whilst I hope many of you will enjoy reading “Riff-Raffles”, I appreciate others will consider it to be dire. I will therefore post reviews from around the world whether the reviews are good, bad or indifferent. At the end of the day it is only what you as an individual thinks that matters.

If you e-mail me with your comments I will upload them to this page from time to time.

The first reviews I received were those from the members of the various Pattaya web forums who hosted my articles. It was through the overwhelming positive responses received from members of these forums that I was encouraged to keep writing. A selection of their comments are shown below — if you are skeptical of my claims then you only have to visit the forums (links provided). 

Pattaya Talk Forum

Short from U.S.A: “This is a great read!”

Shuggy from Australia: “Haven’t laughed so much in ages.”

EnglishPaul from England: “That was funny!”

Cenn from Wales: “Great stuff!”

Diverse from U.K.: “Brilliant!”

poweroper from Scotland: “…brilliant, hilarious. I cannot stop laughing.”

Kev from Australia: “This is compelling reading.”

louis crawley from England: “10 out of 10. I don’t find reading interesting but yours is excellent, an excellent read….”

Blacknight from Scotland: “…superb and well worth reading.”

Thaigers Forum

grazel from England: “Compelling reading…”

Butch from England: “A very funny and unique insight into the workings behind the scenes of a hotel.”

andursch from unknown: “Your writing is very interesting and funny.I really like the way that you write, it’s like you’re in the story yourself”

garibaldi from England: “Excellent stuff, I really enjoyed reading this.”

Turbo from unknown: “Great insight of the trials & tribulations of life as a Pattaya hotel owner.”

Ofbboard Forum

Big Gazza from Australia: “Had me rolling around the floor, tears streaming from my eyes, laughing like a maniac.”

honeypot from U.K.: “Priceless.”

Ianaraton from Italy: “A great read, Kevin, really great.”

Archer from Denmark: “It is a very good read and now, after I have met you in person, it is even better.”

Submarineman from U.S.A.: “Great stuff!”

Pattaya-Addicts Forum

Florida Guy from U.S.A.: “Laughed ’til I had tears in my eyes!”

don_dadda from U.S.A.: “HA HA. That was awesome. that s*** is FUNNY!”

Braveheart from Canada: “Please believe me when I say that I really don’t mean to laugh at your distress, but unfortunately it is unavoidable.”

Odense from Denmark: “These trials are damn fine entertainment.”

Gman from U.S.A.: “You have bought much needed smiles to this military man’s face after leaving good old Pattaya in November and returning to Iraq. Your tales of dealing with the staff are laugh out loud funny.” 

Pattaya Revealed Forum

Mack from U.S.A.: “Jeez that was funny (since it was happening to someone besides me!)”