The Thai-Woman Time-Bomb Explodes

The real downside of chronicling my Pattaya adventures as they happen to me and writing them truthfully and honestly is that sometimes I have to expose myself. It would be easier to hide from everyone’s gaze and then only reappear once the dust had settled. That, however, is not really telling your tale and is most certainly not live action from the front!

The most recent episode in my life has seen Mrs. Boss reopen hostilities and this time she appears armed with nuclear warheads. The reason behind her present attack has left me somewhat bemused and befuddled — more bemused and befuddled than normally I would hasten to add. I am still presently trying to get a handle on what occurred and why it triggered the explosion it has most certainly caused. This metaphorical explosion created a crater deeper than the Bingham Canyon mine in Utah and saw me buried deep beneath the shit at the bottom of it.

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